2026 — On using AI to un-hance things instead of enhancing them. A creative tool aimed at a deliberately weirder website. And a confession: every word and pixel of this site, this one included, is prompted.

2023 — Eye Deers are shy, little fluffy things. → Read it on Substack

2023 — His jaunty joshery hadn’t gone down as well as he’d expected → Read it on Substack

2023 — A club sandwich of shoe bread, if you will → Read it on Substack

2023 — 7 Steps To Writing A Better Substack Post, nope. Flick. 5 Reasons Why I Quit Twitter, nope. Flick. A Deep Study On The Psychology of Human Potential, nope. Flick. → Read it on Substack

2022 — Mark the Social Media Magnate starring in... A Dastardly Plan For World Domination → Read it on Substack

2022 — “Here’s some thought leadership for you: stick it up yer ar—” → Read it on Substack

2022 — “Sorry mate. You ‘erd of TikTok?” → Read it on Substack

2022 — A short story about buyer’s remorse → Read it on Substack

2022 — And my plans for this Substack going forward → Read it on Substack