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2010 – present — The web studio I've run out of Barnsley since 2010, with James Sheriff and Rich Keys. We started with two grand and a plan to quit when it ran out. Still going, annoyingly. →
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2026 – present — A tablet app I built to record my website-roasting videos — load a site, scribble all over it, and record just the page and my ink. None of the app itself.
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2021 — My 2021 book on making visuals that work — born from a 100-tweet thread, back when 'Visual Twitter' was still a tiny thing. The why behind a good image, not just the how. →
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2010 – 2011 — A photo a day for 365 days — my idea, opened up to about 22 people daft enough to join in. I made it to 365. I also missed days. Don't ask. →
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2009 – 2010 — A web agency in Wakefield — my last job before Genius Division. Small team, big laughs, and where I started Sick Cards: an offensive greetings card idea that managed to wind up Dom Joly.
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2009 – 2013 — An offensive greetings cards company. I branded it, ran it, designed the cards — and once baited Dom Joly into biting on Twitter for the traffic. Parked, but I still reckon it's a great idea. →
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2008 – 2010 — A digital-and-print magazine about local culture and music — years before anyone bothered doing 'local'. We built the site, branded the lot, and never launched it.