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The Incidental and (Apparently) Entirely Accidental Inciting Incident (Chapter 1)

2023 — A club sandwich of shoe bread, if you will → Read it on Substack
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Vitriol on why I can’t read anything on the internet

2023 — 7 Steps To Writing A Better Substack Post, nope. Flick. 5 Reasons Why I Quit Twitter, nope. Flick. A Deep Study On The Psychology of Human Potential, nope. Flick. → Read it on Substack
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They’ll never see this coming

2022 — Mark the Social Media Magnate starring in... A Dastardly Plan For World Domination → Read it on Substack
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A cautionary tale about handles on plastic doors

2022 — “Here’s some thought leadership for you: stick it up yer ar—” → Read it on Substack
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Drowning in The How

2022 — “Sorry mate. You ‘erd of TikTok?” → Read it on Substack
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A Little Elon Gated

2022 — A short story about buyer’s remorse → Read it on Substack
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On being weirder

2022 — And my plans for this Substack going forward → Read it on Substack
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Michael Maher’s Strange Obsession

2022 — He’d brought his kitchen knife with him, just to chop his sandwich in half → Read it on Substack
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The Three Commenteers

2022 — A short story about committing antagonistic word acts outside of your jurisdiction → Read it on Substack
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Round-up #1 — Over a year in

2022 — More round-up than a Hollywood cowboy film, more learnings than a Twitter thread (probably) → Read it on Substack
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